This week’s new special column is coming tomorrow. My most recent one regarded a theory about declining GAE demographics:

In Stephen King’s 1983 novel, Pet Sematary, yet another family in another Maine town stumbles across rank evil. In the woods around Ludlow lies an ancient American Indian burial ground. Whatever beast or man goes into the earth there is quickly reanimated in demonic form. To preserve peace, the living residents of the town must soon destroy any cat, boy, or war veteran who so returns as a zombie. What if our Clown World shamans from hell are doing something similar with all kinds of people everywhere within that strange nation-shaped kind of place between Mexico and Canada? It’s just a question and a theory.

Reread the whole thing, now at Geopolitika. And, for the first time ever, I’m also at Katehon. Спасибо вам, мои международные друзья.