Asking for a friend.

Russia added Lindsey Graham (R-Hell) to its list of known and/or wanted terrorists. #3967.

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, who called on the US government to designate Russia a state sponsor of terrorism last week, has been added to the Moscow’s list of extremists and terrorists, local media reported on Tuesday.

Graham is entry number 3967, according to the Federal Financial Monitoring Service, the Russian agency responsible for the list. The database does not cite specific reasons why entities or individuals are included.

There’s probably not enough memory in the database to cover all the reasons to add satan’s sinator. Maybe for once the people of South Carolina will wake up and do the right thing.