Usually, when a younger, fitter, blonder hostess falls out on national TeeVee, it’s the intended effects of the bioweapon fake vaccine. In this case, things are even worse. Practical politics in the United Kalifate and the Tory-Cuck party are so dreadful, that they’re rendering debate hosts unconscious.

A News UK spokeswoman said: “Kate McCann fainted on air tonight and although she is fine, the medical advice was that we shouldn’t continue with the debate. We apologise to our viewers and listeners.”

She Curse: “Harp, harp, harp, cackle!”

He Curse: “Hee, bee, bee, Bollywood!”

McCann: Dear God! What’s happened to England?! *Faints*

Outdo that, Republicucks!