Retarded heathens of the world, rejoice! The very honest and totally trustworthy WHO has announced another great hoax! The Monkeypox Emergency!!!

Rest assured that your very legitimate, real, and not fake USSA government is on the case!

“Certainly it’s a conversation that’s ongoing,” Ashish Jha, the White House Covid response coordinator told reporters. “We’re looking at that, looking at what are the ways in which the response could be enhanced by declaring a public health emergency.”

Per the modern pattern, they’re looking at ways to expand and/or obfuscate the symptoms of this lgbt+vPc exclusive disease. Unsightly sores? Check. Mild inconvenience? Check. Cough? Check. Motorcycle crash? Check. Etc.

The odds, as roughly estimated: Normies risk of contracting = 0.0001%. All group risk of death = 0.00. Zero. It’s obviously a deadly serious matter. *yawn* I recommend the average idiot do whatever the “experts” on the TeeVee say, whether its wearing a diaper on the face or the rear, wearing a tightly-sealed plastic bag over the head, or taking copious doses of AZT, cyanide, or some other poison. Do it for the children. And, speaking of…

Monkeypox is a queer disease. Queers are an extreme danger to children. So, the first reports of Monkeypox in children make perfect evil sense.

The U.S. has confirmed the first two cases of monkeypox in children, Centers for Disease Control Prevention and Control (CDC) Director Rochelle Walensky said Friday.

Why it matters: The CDC has said children, especially those under 8 years old, are among those at “especially increased risk” for severe monkeypox disease.

What she’s saying: “Both of those children are traced back to individuals who come from the men-who-have-sex-with-men community, the gay men’s community,” Walensky said at a virtual event with the Washington Post on Friday.

Both children “are doing well,” she added.

They’d be doing better without exposure to sodomite degeneracy. Faggots especially increasing the risk of severe disease in children, especially those under 8… Walensky’s (yes…) above quote is so bigoted, it can only be described as “pedophobic.” Your judeo-churchian pastor will surely have something tolerant to say tomorrow after the rock concert. It probably won’t be this:

“But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.” Matthew 18:6.