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FAUX is hiring Bruce Jenner!

Caitlyn [SIC] Jenner, the transgender athlete, reality star and former California gubernatorial candidate, has signed on to Fox News Media as a contributor.

Jenner’s first appearance will be Thursday on Hannity.

Fox News Media CEO Suzanne Scott said in a statement: “Caitlyn’s [SIC] story is an inspiration to us all. She [SIC] is a trailblazer in the LGBTQ+ community and her [SIC] illustrious career spans a variety of fields that will be a tremendous asset for our audience.”

BoomerCon retards, rejoice! Bruce and Hannity (makes one wonder, eh?) will blaze new trails of tremendous lgbtq+VPC assets for you! Instead of bellowing “USA! USA!” while waving the worn-out and useless Yankee stars and stripes, now wave your rainbow flag and scream, “VPC! VPC!” Show your pride.

FOX is now literally fake and gay.