It should come as no surprise that US of NOT-A can’t even decide how to celebrate the former empire’s approaching 250th birthday. When half the people floating around are not American and have no interest in America and when many Americans don’t even admit they exist … who cares about cake and balloons and such?

I’m sure they’ll pull off something pointless, dismal, protested, but harmless in 2026. I’m not sure at all if there will be anything to celebrate for the 260th.