We are reliably informed by fake prez Seinfeld that the RuSiAn invasion of Ukraine that he said was coming last week and Bloomberg said had already happened three weeks ago and that Boris says is happening as you read this and something about Hitler is a mere 48 hours away. This time. Subject to change.

Russia already won without firing a shot, but let’s help the narrative float along.

The other fake leader, Brandon, had better make sure he’s wearing a clean new Depends. It might just be that, as the stupid world anxiously watches the Donbas, China is preparing its big move.

Taiwan is “not Ukraine” and has always been an inalienable part of China, China’s foreign ministry said on Wednesday, as Taiwan President Tsai Ing-wen called for the island to beef up vigilance on military activities in response to the crisis.

Next up, Iran is preparing to avenge … no, wait, that’s yet to come.

Satanic globalist new world disorder, we hardly knew ya.