An entire army of Haitian invaders lurks, like 10,000 trolls, under a bridge at the Texas border.

Roughly 10,000 mostly Haitian migrants were crowded under a border bridge in South Texas awaiting processing Thursday, prompting U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) to announce it was sending additional agents to address the massive influx.

I remind you that each and every one of these incompatible trolls are more Amerikan than you and they deserve, in the name of the Good Samaritan, to invade, conquer, and utterly destroy what’s left of your country. Might there be a slight problem? Of course. Thankfully, our wise and benevolent government is currently pushing to route the dreaded “domestic extremists of the foul spirits” while tracking every penny of your digital trash currency and poisoning everyone.

My greatest fear is that a real goat may stumble onto the bridge and commit the hate crime of pushing one of these women and children fleeing war and oppression over the edge. We cannot afford to lose even 1/10,000th of this vibrant blessing. Someone get Ted Cruz out of the way and let them in!