Well, thank God that’s over.

The U.S. has completed efforts to evacuate its remaining civilians and troops from Afghanistan, effectively ending the longest war in American history, the Pentagon said Monday.

“I’m here to announce the completion of our mission in Afghanistan,” Marine Corps General Kenneth McKenzie told reporters in a virtual briefing. “The last C-17 took off at 3:29 pm.”

The great tragedy is that so many incompatible “refugees” and other terrorists were left behind. It’s a shame the State Department didn’t think to litter the country with fill-in-the-blank visas so these poor would-be invaders might sneak into the remains of the USSA a little later. Oh, wait…