A summary of today’s HI-larious press conference:
“No, we really have no idea what happened there. In Afghanistan. Well, we can’t do anything about it because we LACK THE ABILITY to do so. What’s that? Yes. Yes, they stole some of our planes. We’re working on… We working hard to… We’re doing stuff. Trust us.”
Meanwhile, the Taliban ride the bumper cars at the fair. 2,500 years from now, historians will laugh about the Bumper Car Expedition that ended the US Empire.
UPDATE: Some weird old man called “Biden” (??) is babbling away about the hoax. Best comedy show I’ve seen in years!