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Today, as millions revel and fake president Greenscreen sleeps, they are working on our new national flag. In the meantime, Vanessa Williams will belt out the new national anthem! I understand “Bend Every Knee and Grovel” narrowly beat out “Prendez les Blancs” by “Frenchman” Nick Conrad. In an Amerika where less than a quarter of the population is American, it almost makes sense.