Prepare yourselves now; they’re really putting some effort into this next load of horseshit.
Thus, Kershenbaum predicts that alien life will bear striking parallels to earthly life. Most aliens will be bilaterally symmetrical and use familiar forms of locomotion (such as legs, paddles or jets). “Do aliens have sex?” he asks. “I wish there were an easy way to answer this question.” Alas, aliens have kept this private, along with everything else.
I have an easy answer! NO. It’s all “private” because they do not exist. Accordingly, when the lies start, they will be just that and nothing more. The people simply won’t be able to fall for it fast enough.