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This roaring economy really has wages rising! Check this out:

In a brief hearing, Cabrera, 35, did reveal that he had bank accounts and jobs in different parts of the world. He told a magistrate judge that he was making $7,500 a month as a researcher at the National University of Singapore and another $5,000 a month from a part-time job with an Israeli company in Germany, along with holding about $100,000 in bank accounts in Mexico, Singapore and the United States.

All you have to do to earn an easy $12,500 per month (probably tax-free) is to become a Russian-Israeli-German-Singaporean-Chinese-Mexican spy! While the charges seem a tad mysterious, the underlying facts are clear – doing the spying Americans just won’t do anymore.

*Dream job does require acquiring two wives, a certain issue of complexity…