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Some exciting news from the Census Bureau!

The births of white babies outnumbered those of minorities by a hair, according to new U.S. Census Bureau data that also showed that the most common age for whites is 58 versus 11 for Hispanics.

The latest census data, covering up to 2013, showed that there were 2,943 more white babies born than minorities out of a total of 3,942,783.

No changes whatsoever.

1765: Stamp Act passed; people resentful

1865: Tyrant tramples Constitution; people relent

1965: Globohomo triumphs; people asleep

2065???: Very little remains; people dead… ???