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Englands’ do nothing monarch is horrified, horrified I tell you, about an infestation of rats and mice in her palace.

BUCKINGHAM Palace has called in a pest ­control squad to tackle a plague of rats and mice said to have left the Queen “horrified”.

Officials decided to get help with the problem after a rat was spotted tearing through the kitchens.

On Saturday night a source said: “Mice and rats are increasingly problematic in the capital, especially in very old buildings.

“Staff in the lower quarters especially have become quite used to seeing little brown mice tearing along the ­corridors.

“There isn’t a huge amount that can be done.

“But council pest control did come in to put down poison and examine the problem.

Your Majesty, this is exactly how your legacy subjects feel about their Island Home being overrun with a sad assortment of “new Britons.” That too is a problem. And, there is something that can be done about it. Call in the other pest squad.