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Certainly with your money. Donald “MAGA” “Build the WALL” Trump plans to resettle (let’s not kid ourselves) 225K illegal aliens … somewhere, somehow, someday.

The Trump administration is looking to hire a private contractor that will be responsible for transporting approximately 225,000 migrant children and families to shelters across the country over the next five years as they wait for their asylum claims to be processed.

ICE (the federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency) is seeking the services of a “highly responsible” contractor that “fully embraces the philosophy” of treating all unaccompanied minors (UACs) and family units (FAMUs) with “dignity and respect,” according to a federal procurement document dated May 13.

A responsible philosophy of dignity and respect. This sounds racist as hell to me! What are the other 30 million illegals supposed to do? Make their own travel arrangements? That actor guy was right about Trump! Maybe the SJWs were right about abolishing ICE.

A better idea, given that these are “children and families,” might be to build a big water park near to the Southern border. The ultimate ride could be a giant water slide tower, one that deposits thrilled UAC-FAMU frolickers right over the Wall.* Then again, I stopped making suggestions to the White House when they never answered any of my other questions and comments. At this point, go ahead and resettle all of them. I hear Trump Tower might have some vacancies.

*Would also require building the Wall.