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The situation is in hand! Thank you, Mr. Veto Pen. The predictable surge down south is no match our state of emergency. Ha! The Marines got this. Right?

A caravan of some 1,200 migrants from Central America and Cuba began moving towards the U.S. border from southern Mexico this weekend, migration authorities said on Sunday.

The National Migration Institute said the migrants were already inside Mexico when they opted to form a caravan in the southern city of Tapachula on the border with Guatemala.

On second thought, maybe churches near bus stations should start setting up the cots.

In other news, I just submitted this week’s TPC column, a grand twofer. Stay tuned.