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An abbreviated transcript from Vox Day (and Spacebunny and someone on Farcebook):

READ TRUMP’S 99 THESIS

Best International Political Speech of the Century!

1. Listen up, bitches
2. I pretty much already covered all this shit last year, but I guess it bears repeating
3. Check it out, I’ve been on a roll
4. My administration is better than all the other presidential administrations the US has ever had. I’ve made these last two years my bitch
5. Why’s everybody laughing at me?
6. Not to brag or anything but I basically saved the entire economy. Even minorities have jobs now.
7. Taxation is theft and we’re building The Wall

**I imagine whoever put this on FB has been banned or worse.