Looks to be the same old new normal:
One person has been killed after a man armed with a knife stabbed several people in Finland before being shot by armed police.
At least one person was seen lying dead on the pavement in the southwestern city of Turku.
Eight people had been taken to hospital following the stabbings, including a woman who was pushing a pram. Some of the victims are in a critical condition.
Police shot a man in the leg before arresting him and are now on the hunt for more suspects.
Chief of police Seppo Kolehmainen said: ‘We can not exclude the events being linked to international terrorism.’
Of course it can be excluded! On that note, might I recommend an appropriate fake headline for CNN and Wolf Blitzer, in case they don’t already have something sufficiently zany:
Kurku: Ghost of Robert E. Lee Screams, “Heil Hitler! Heil Trump!,” During NRA-approved AR-15 Attack. Calls Mount for Trump’s Resignation, Impeachment…
Related: Perrin’s First Law confirmed, In Re Barcelona: attacks known to Spanish Intel and CIA. Same here and now.