Everyone loves the government. There’s this belief that one can trust government agencies to do exactly what they say. In truth, it’s usually the opposite. No mind. The people still can’t get enough. Need proof? Look no further than the inexplicable excitement building over next year’s election. It’s like a shopkeeper looking forward to the next robbery and boasting about his choice of robbers. Actually, it’s exactly like that.

Anyway, back in 1970 the people and their loyal, dedicated servants decided to protect the environment. They passed a law! And, not a minute too soon. It’s a wonder the environment survived all that time without such efforts. Thus, was born the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency or EPA.

The myth is that the EPA keeps water and air clean and happy. The reality is a collection of regulation-writing fools who suck up $8 Billion of your tax dollars every year while polluting that which they allegedly protect.

Recently news leaked out the EPA had befouled the Animas River on an unimaginable scale. The nefarious agency dumped 3 million gallons of toxic sludge into the otherwise pristeen waters. Several fish are said to have succumbed to untimely deaths.

They didn’t even tell anyone until they were confronted. The governor of New Mexico didn’t know about the spill until Indians called her office asking what happened.

Next, the agency denied the incident. Finally, they made light of what is a real disaster:

“The very good news is that we see that this river is restoring itself.”

– EPA hack, Gina McCarthy.

Hooray! And, it’s true – in a few thousand years there will be no trace of the pollution.

Imagine if BP or Exxon did the same thing. The EPA would ready the gallows. Since the EPA did the deed, this article you’re reading is probably the total extent of the punishment the government will receive.

The beat goes on. Maybe your choice of robbers … er … leaders will fix all of this. Vote then hold your breath.

Three Friends Enjoying Government Incompetence. CNN.com.