I’ve been rather busy; kindly forgive the lack of recent postings.  I can add moping up after weddings to my resume and CV!  The wedding was a smash success; Derek has been outfitted with a shiny new battleship anchor.

(Last minute “counseling”….)

South Carolina – where every day is let your toddler drive your car day!  New motto?  Cause for secession? Whatever.  My current legal project has me on the road and in a box most of each day.  It’s a little difficult to write, both in terms of time and creative input.  Apologies.

The News:

Wow.  We’re under assault everywhere!  New York arrests people for possession of bb guns (in addition to slurpees).  The IRS targets patriots, dissenters, and jews.  The banksters are grabbing everything in sight.  Friends, we are outnumbered, we are outgunned, hope seems fleeting and victory impossible.  Still, we will fight on.  Stand, men of the West!

Sorry about the vapidity of this post.  It’s kind of the best I can do at the moment.  I’ll be back with substance soon!  For all those who have given support during the recent unpleasantness, than you.  For those who have not, none is expected.  For those unaware, remain blissful.  For those who have plotted my demise – stand by, I’m coming about and spinning the guns around.

(Cigar – $5.00, Fedora – $50.00, Terrorizing a wedding party – priceless…)