Mary Trump, that is. The girl done sold a million books(!!!) in a day!

Mary L. Trump’s tell-all book on her uncle President Donald Trump sold more than 950,000 copies in its first day of release.

Simon & Schuster announced Thursday that Too Much and Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man sold more than 950,000 “through Tuesday, July 14” — the book’s first day.

“The combined sales figure includes pre-orders and first day sales of print books, ebooks, and e-audiobooks in the U.S., and is a company record,” Simon & Schuster declared, adding that its “ordered a 14th printing of the book that, when completed, will bring the number of hardcover copies in print to more than 1,150,000.”

As a middling-worst-selling novelist and a meddling non-fictionado, let me say, I’M JEALOUS!

Seriously, think what you will of the book, the numbers alone are impressive.

Really seriously, if I ever mirror this performance, I will become rather difficult to find.