If you peacefully protest to Kongress a coup and stolen election, you can expect 22 years in prison. That is, unless you’re an unarmed White Woman. Then, it’s DOA and no “summer of Floyd love” for you. On the other hand, if you’re an “alternative person” and you get your incommoding on at the expense of the same Kongress, then you get kid gloves and no MSM vitriol.

US Capitol Police arrested seven activists who “occupied” the entrance to House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s office on Monday morning demanding the Republican majority reauthorize PEPFAR, a global HIV-AIDS program expiring at the end of the month.

I’ve just learned all seven freedom fighters have been released, pardoned, and canonized by the other half of the UMC, and the officers fired and possibly tarred and feathered. Also, I hear that funding lapse had nothing to do with “homophobia.” Rather, the money was desperately needed to buy V. Zelensky yet another Italian villa.