Thank Heaven that Britain has a strong monarch in Her Majesty, Elizabeth (Alexandra Mary) the Second, of the House of Windsor, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, and Defender of the Faith. I for one was very worried that Meghan and Harry’s baby was going to go vegan on us.

With Her Majesty, 92, well-known for her love of hunting – it’s been the palace’s prized sport for hundreds of years – bringing up a child in the Windsor household who eats only plant-based foods really goes against the royal grain.

“The Queen won’t have it,” a source tells Woman’s Day.

“It’s created tense discussions between Meghan and Harry, who doesn’t want to upset his grandmother.

“He’s hoping Meghan will settle once the baby comes and he’s putting this latest polarising idea down to heightened emotions while being pregnant.”

So glad that’s settled. This matter was much more pressing than, say, trivial issues like Brexit, the ongoing invasion and conquest, and the literal conversion of Great Britain into Airstrip One. Good job, Jerry Jane.