The last US cult government shutdown, in 2018, only lasted a little more than a month. Here’s hoping the current version goes eternal.

The US federal government has shut down for the first time in almost seven years after Republicans and Democrats failed to agree on a spending bill in the Senate.

The deadline to approve the funds for running the government expired on Wednesday, as both parties rejected each other’s spending plans in a back-to-back vote.

NOT TO WORRY! Funds will be found to keep on committing war crimes and genocide around the world. MAGA!