President-select Donaldo Trumpstein is seemingly hellbent on quickly making the GAE as large as possible before it collapses (soon).

In addition to renaming the Gulf of Mexico and stealing most of the rest of North America into the GAE’s doomed keeping, Trumpstein is about to get serious with those dastardly Palestinians who keep having the audacity to genocide themselves.

He repeated his desire for US control of the Panama Canal, Greenland and Canada, while emphasising that “all hell will break out” if captives held in Gaza are not released before he takes office.

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When asked to explain what he meant at the news conference, Trump baulked: “Do I have to define it for you? All hell will break out if those hostages aren’t back.”

“If they’re not back by the time I get into office, all hell will break out in the Middle East, and it will not be good for Hamas, and it will not be good, frankly, for anyone. All hell will break out. I don’t have to say any more, but that’s what it is,” he said.

If you voted, this is in part on you.