The Un family is starting to deeply endear themselves, even as they “embrace” Enlightenment values.

The full suspension of the agreement comes as relations further deteriorate amid a series of tit-for-tat balloon “attacks” across the heavily fortified border.

Since last week, North Korea has been sending hundreds of balloons carrying trash and animal faeces – branded as “gifts of sincerity” – to its southern neighbour.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s sister, Kim Yo Jong, who has emerged as a key spokesperson for Pyongyang, mocked South Korea for complaining about the balloons this week. North Koreans were simply exercising their freedom of expression, she declared.

If square, unhip South Koreans don’t like these balloons, they can simply avert their eyes. Remember that? Free trash and animal shit is just another form of free speech. They’re putting the “Un” back in fun!