Cable news watching dumbshits should find out this GAE soldier’s name.

He had been stationed in South Korea and traveled to Russia on his own and not on official business, according to four U.S. officials.

The soldier is accused of stealing from a woman, the officials said.

They should learn his name so they can stupidly bleat it out while wringing their hands the way they do over the CIA assets and spies Gershkovich and Whelan. “Ooooooh, poor [Soldier X]. Putin is so crazy. All Russians are communists, their weather is awful, and their women are bitches – let me tell you about the one I knew that time waaay back when I was young, it was the summer of love, and can’t we just talk about how I feel now??” GAE soldiers have a history or stealing: land from Indians, nationhood from Confederates, art from Iraq, oil from Syria, and lives from everywhere. This case should be no surprise.