Imagine what’s happening in Haiti right now but 1000 times larger. Sooner or later, hell in the streets is most likely coming to the GAE homeland.

The US is not the only country to have considered aid responses for Haiti, with Kenyan police officers deployed to the country just recently. But White House press officer Karine Jean-Pierre says “there is no plan to bring U.S. forces into Haiti.”

Violent gangs in the area are believed to be eating “people they’ve killed” in the streets as violence continues to rage through the streets. A state of emergency has been declared in the country after gangs attacked two prisons, setting many criminals free. It is now thought that 80% of the Haitian capital is controlled by these gangs.

Eating people in the streets – the tastiest ethnic food you’ve ever seen! While all this is going on, remember that the Marines will be active at the higher levels of conflict. Sadly, I doubt ‘Muricans can count on Kenyan police or other outside help. But maybe the retarded heathen witch Kristi Noem (when you see ’em) (R-Israel) can pass another law at the behest of foreign powers and at Americans’ expense before things get really rough?

Speaking of rough, Ramadan starts this evening or tomorrow. Rumor has it the occupiers of Palestine are about to tighten down on their victims while also launching a war in Lebanon. Perhaps Noem and her father are praying for that.