The Kurgan (and David) explain the real origins of the American holiday. It did not start in Massachusetts in 1620. Nor in 1619 in Virginia as the 1859ers 1607ers now tell us.

First Thanksgiving Was Actually Catholic. It Was a Traditional Latin Mass of Thanksgiving in St. Augustine, Florida in 1565. Fifty five years before the Pilgrims Landed at Plymouth Rock.

Again, just about everything we’ve been taught about history is fake and at least mildly sulfurous.