Yee-haw! Judeo-“Christian” cowboys fer Israel!

Fifteen American Christian cowboys with their wide-brimmed hats, denim shirts, tight Wrangler jeans, leather belts with large buckles, and well-worn boots have come to Israel to protect the Jewish residents of the biblical heartland – Judea and Samaria.

“We want to live for Israel; that is our goal,” said 24-year-old Yosef Strain from Montanna, his voice carrying a subtle twang.

Okay, it’s not the Duke material; more like the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

One wonders whether this “Christians” have ever heard of Greater Israel? One wonders if they know how many hospitals the IDF has bombed? One wonder if they know the IDF has killed orders of magnitude more children in a month than Russia’s SMO (both sides) has in 18 months? Well, no, one need not wonder.