Yet Another Gun Rights Survey!

Another day another donation … survey from my friends at the gun rights place… You know the drill. Below you will find the survey with my hypothetical (beyond “yes” or “no”) answers. However, today there is a twist! I have answered, not true to my own beliefs, but to those expressed by the mindless, big media, Republicrat types. My “answers” are in red. Enjoy!

*****I do not know how number 9 jumped up here. I also, do not know why I can’t type my answer in directly below No. 9. I suspect No. 9 is a communist plant… Sorry…******

Oh, the answer to 9 is: The NRA is full of hate. Our children’s lives are dying ever day faster than they can unload a 30-round magazine. All gun owners should unite – behind bars!!!!!!!

9. Do you believe it is important for law-abiding gun owners and freedom loving Americans to unite, and actively work to protect their Second Amendment rights? YES NO

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**********I also do not know how all this stuff got out of line. “Cut and paste” ain’t easy, friends.********

1. Would you vote for a Senator in 2014 who voted for unconstitutional gun control such as the Feinstein gun ban?

YES NO

Senator Feinstink…Feinstein… is the finest member of the Senate. I always vote for her as many times as I can get away with. Guns kill children!

2. Should we be allowed to have a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds?

YES NO

Only the military and the SS need such extreme weapons! 10 round magazines are for use against Iraqi children and children in Boston, not on American children!

3. Should we be allowed to own tactical firearms such as an AR-15?

YES NO

Every child that dies in the U.S. dies because of AR-15s. Women are not empowered by AR-15s. They should be illegal, like the second amendment!

4. Do you think Obama should be allowed to pass gun control via executive order?

YES NO

Only Republican Presidents should be allowed to issue executive orders. President Obama is a member of the NRA and, thus, a child hater.

5. Were you aware that Barack Obama has supported bans on handguns, as well as, semi-auto rifles and shotguns?

YES NO

President Obama, to prove he is not an NRA tea-bag nut, should ban all guns. Guns kill! Look at 9/11! Look at the Hindenburg!

6. Would you support a bullet tax or an additional $25 tax on firearms?

YES NO

More taxes help the government fight crime, help us, and kill foreigners. More taxes equals less crime!

7. Do you believe that you have an individual right to keep and bear arms?

YES NO

No-one outside of the SS, SA, TSA, military, or VA Inspector General’s Office has any right to kill children. Children die guns!

If yes, do you believe your gun rights are under attack?

YES NO

Our schools and malls are under attack! Wake up NRA!!!!

8. Will you help our national campaign to stop the anti-gun movement from taking away your right to keep and bear arms?

YES NO

The Founding Fathers never envisioned the people armed with automatic weapons of mass destruction. They were racist slave owners with wooden teeth. Wooden teeth hurt children!

10. Will you support the Citizens Committee by making a contribution today?

YES NO

If the Committee is a government agency, I will do whatever they say. Romans 13 says we have t do whatever the government says!

******That’s all, folks. The rest is garbled below. I could not delete or edit it away. I blame the computers of the world.********