Howdy!  How’s Palm Sunday, America?  Hope all is well.  I have a couple of articles almost ready to go – look for one tonight or first thing tomorrow morning!  Cool stuff.  I just fired up a cigar after a busy day of cleaning my house and helping mom with hers.  Did I mention I do home improvements??  We can add metal-working to the list now.  Call me for all your no permit, unlicensed projects!

I want to get right to the news so, here goes:

The News:

Pervez Musharraf, the rock-star ex-president of Pakistan, ended his self-imposed exile this weekend by returning home.  He says he wants to “save” his country.  Mencken said, “The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.”  He also quipped, “Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.”  Keep this in mind if you live in Pakistan.

You may recall some four or five years ago when then president Musharraf (pronounced “crap”) instituted all sorts of dictatorial reforms under the guise of an emergency.  He locked up lawyers and judges and practically suspended what little law and order they have in Pakistan.  When asked about his policies, he said he was following in the footsteps of Abraham Lincoln.  I heard Kooky Cokie Roberts respond incredulously to his assertion on NPR.  I can’t remember if Kooky was on his side or not.  Maybe she is a Lincoln worshipper who felt Musharraf was a poor local high priest of the Lincoln cult.  Who knows?  At any rate, Musharraf was dead on; Lincoln did exactly those kinds of things and worse during his much-too-long tenure in the White House.  Maybe Pervez is back to finish the job in style this time.  Any chance Our American Cousin is showing now in Pakistan?

Brain dead “entertainer” Jim Carrey just released a little diddy on Twitter called Cold Dead Hand, in which he riddicules gun owners.  Carrey (pronounced “cannot act”) deemed that anyone who buys an AR-15 hates children and must want more Newtown-style school shootings.  This is bizarre, considering that Carrey’s pathetic motion pictures are produced (financed) by the same group of international criminals responsible for the Newtown massacre.  Google “newtown libor connection” if you get bored.  This was Rothschild/pharma-madness at its finest.  Maybe Carrey’s next movie will be a comedy take on the story.  He could play Peter Lanza on his way to testify when suddenly…  Whatever it is, I will not see it.  Fire Marshall Bill can take his tunes and his movies and shove em.

The EU is threatening further harsh action against Cyprus and its local banks if they do not consent to rob their customers/citizens in order to pay for political and fiscal mistakes.  I hope they sell AR-15s in Cyprus.  On its way here some day.  Get ready now.

Another Hollywood idiot has piped up once again on guns.  The grossly overweight slob, Michael Moore, opined that 90% of the guns in America are owned by scarred, racist whites in the suburbs and the country.  Tubby got the numbers and the demographics about right.  But, chubby, we ain’t scarred – we have the guns…  Go bowl for pies.

Our first Kenyan President is getting ready to hit the road.  Unfortunately, he isn’t going back home, he’s going to the suburbs and the country to harass all of us racists about our guns.  Seriously, does anyone know if Our American Cousin is playing anywhere???

Ladies and Gentlemen, men still live in America!  One retired Army Captain, Terry M. Hestilow, recently wrote to Sen. John Cornyn of Texas concerning DHS’s alarming weapons purchases, calling them a “glaring threat of war against our nation’s citizens.”  Join with this man and prepare to defend yourselves (ain’t no cavalry coming) against the new SS!

A small village in Kenya has publicly announced that Barry Barack Hussein Sotoro Obama is, in fact, their missing idiot.  They also announced we can keep him…

In other news, researchers at Georgia Tech have discovered that Microsoft Windows is really a giant computer virus.  The virus was designed by its sadistic creators to give users a false sense of security, causing them to blissfully compute until the virus decides to freeze their screens or destroy their files.